Books
Welcome to my book place. Watch where you step it’s a bit sticky.
In Reality but More Fun, Swann gives the reader a vibrant, surreal, and nightmarish romp through a collapsing reality. A book filled to the brim with menace and mirth.
The stories you’ll find at The Sharp End of the Rainbow will transport you to a dystopian wonderland full of bizarre characters who engage in even more bizarre antics. These stories will make you laugh, cry, and gag—but more importantly, they show humanity in the face of the truly absurd, and act as a mirror to the world around us.
In New York, 1923, Dolly is a gossip columnist in a world overrun by man-eating plants. She lives a life of glitz, glamor, and blackmail. That is until she finds a guest at a party dead – half-eaten by the deadly Vines. The girl’s death leads her into a conspiracy of doomed starlets, shady PR Agencies, and an overzealous Immigration Bureau
The Woman Going To Taured/Teeth Out for Pewdiepie (The Bumper Book of British Bizarro, proceeds go to Mermaids UK). A woman is so desperate to get to Taured and leave her online trolls behind that she’ll do anything, and the world of mystery cults and Youtubers collide.
No one knows where or what Tower Ltd Surprise Packages is or why it’s sending gifts to complete strangers across The City. All they know is that each package is the best thing that’s ever happened to them… or the worst.
Taken Hard at the Magical Time Travel Sex Resort (New Kink). Lillia Gardens is the largest erotic resort in several dimensions. It’s home to colourful flora, weird creatures and time travelling visitors, all ready and willing to get filthy – like Wonderland or Oz but smuttier.
The Filing Cabinet of Doom, Burning Bulb Publishing. A collection of short stories from inside my mind.
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