Stories

Look at me Riley Odell

The story of a woman literally fighting to exist. Also an article on the tallest cake competition.

Making Memories More Fun Bizarro Central

A new shop opens at the retail centre, one which could improve things, or ruin them.

Nic Cage anthology Ex Parrot Press

That’s right, I’m in a Nic Cage anthology! You know you’re curious.

The Service Station Between Thoughts Sarah Karasek

If you’ve got half a second between thoughts, why not visit the service station in your mind?

Jillysticks Filthy Loot

If you have weird neighbours, it’s best to leave them be

Mr Jolly Foot Filthy Loot

Daft flash fiction.

Happy Suit Filthy Loot

Anticapitalist absurdism

Avoid the Blue Protrusion Cosmic Horror Monthly

Light hearted cosmic horror flash fiction

The Mayor of Newville Kendall Reviews

A couple find somewhere to stay during the apocalypse, but the inhabitants are evasive

That G Never Rubs Off Thornlit Mag

Ms Bashir is being taken to friendship court

The Bumper Book of British Bizarro The British Bizarro Community

The Woman Going To Taured/Teeth Out for Pewdiepie (The Bumper Book of British Bizarro, proceeds go to Mermaids UK). A woman is so desperate to get to Taured and leave her online trolls behind that she’ll do anything, and the world of mystery cults and Youtubers collide.

Grand Guignol In A Can Kendall Reviews

In this follow up story to Fortune Box, Jenna finds escape from loneliness via a mysterious package

Trump Moon Filthy Loot Bizarronauts

A flash fiction inspired by Kek-W’s prompt in Dog Doors, Donald Trump and lots of cheese

A series of prompts Filthy Loot Dog Doors From Outer Space

If you’re struggling for weird story ideas try these prompts from 15 different bizarro authors

All She Needs Gallery of Curiosities

Oh, she’s a horrible woman! But you will have to decide who the real monster is.

Drink To Forget Twisted 50 / Volume 2

A surreal, dystopian vision of a world where memories are addictive.

Suckle His Poison The Wicked Library Podcast

A Victorian solicitor returns from a business trip to find his wife missing. The story she tells in a letter is more weird and terrible than a penny dreadful

Fingerprints on the Blind Tour Clash

A couple visit the Uffizi gallery in the midst of the #metoo movement. Are they happy, or does one of them have a terrible secret?

The Octopus in the Corner of the Room Deadman’s Tome

The household is already in a shambles, but when an octopus appears in the corner of the room, and is apparently not the only one, things get even stranger.

Suckle His Poison Dark Lane anthology vol.5

A Victorian solicitor returns from a business trip to find his wife missing. The story she tells in a letter is more weird and terrible than a penny dreadful.

Last Chance Dinner Party Flash Fiction Magazine

Gertie is on thin ice and has to get good marks at tonight’s dinner party, or the consequences will be unthinkable.

3 Tales from Madeleine Swann The Wicked Library Podcast

Not one, not two, but three of my stories are read on this episode of The Wicked Library podcast, one by author Jessica McHugh. Fancy!

The Jazz Chinaman’s Taxes Rooster Republic Press

Absurdist tale. The grandson of a Chinese beatnik tries to cope after his relative is absorbed into the walls of his workplace and becomes a malevolent force.

Mirrorcast Berti Walker

Horror comedy short. A few stories will be released every month of 2016. With cover art by award winning animator Bill Plympton and a good review by E. Elias Merhige (Shadow of the Vampire and Begotten). (Fucked Up Fairy Tales). Available on Amazon or Createspace

How To Keep your Partner Without using Restraints or Violence Strange Edge Magazine

A tiny story of mine appears in the advice section. And good advice it is too.

A Piece Worth Millions Polluto magazine issue 10

A woman’s boyfriend is sold as an art piece when he refuses to wake up..

Brain Painter Bizarro Central

Flash fiction. Painter has a novel way of removing nightmares.

Above the Bloodline of the Wayward Flower Bizarro Central

Flash fiction. The title was generated randomly by the publisher. I like to think it gives new meaning to the term ‘adult baby’.

The Butterfly Gay Club In My Hedge Bizarro Central

Flash fiction. The title pretty much says it all..

How To Make A Live Kitten Necklace The Strange Edge

Flash fiction. Again, fairly self explanatory.

Flash fiction. Again, fairly self explanatory.

The Hollow in the Black Cliffs Darker Edge of Desire, Gothic Tales of Romance anthology

A female winged creature kidnaps a man from a seaside town in this historic gothic story.

The Gathering Burning Bulb Publishing, The Big Book of Bizarro anthology.

A new maid is invited to a mysterious late night gathering in this demonic historic tale.